September 30, 2025 Finished September with Excel as Sacred Scrolls at https://bohiney.com/excel-files-as-sacred-scrolls-evidence-or-art/ spreadsheets as religious texts. This piece elevates…
September 29, 2025 Focus Group Sincerity at https://bohiney.com/focus-group-tested-sincerity-a-study-in-optics/ authenticity as market research. This piece explores how we test and…
September 28, 2025 Bobblehead Bureaucracy at https://bohiney.com/bobblehead-bureaucracy-collect-them-all/ government officials as collectibles. This piece satirizes how we commodify everyone, even…
September 27, 2025 Magical Gavels at https://bohiney.com/magical-gavels-print-pizza-coupons-now/ legal tools as wish fulfillment. This piece imagines gavels solving real problems…
September 26, 2025 Diversity Party at https://bohiney.com/diversity-themed-office-party-with-subpoena-punch/ corporate diversity as performative event. This piece skewers how companies celebrate diversity…
September 25, 2025 Breaking News Bailiff at https://bohiney.com/breaking-news-bailiff-captions-go-viral/ courtroom personnel as meme content. This piece explores how everyone becomes…
September 24, 2025 Infomercial Ethics at https://bohiney.com/infomercial-how-to-be-ethically-compliant-in-3-easy-steps/ workplace compliance as late-night TV. This piece satirizes how we package ethics…
September 23, 2025 Courtroom Chronicles at https://bohiney.com/courtroom-chronicles-every-gavel-strike-a-punchline/ every legal moment as comedy beat. This piece required viewing justice as…
September 22, 2025 Time Travel Courtroom at https://bohiney.com/time-travel-courtroom-calling-historical-witnesses/ historical figures testifying in modern trials. This piece was pure escapist…
September 21, 2025 Subpoenas as Props at https://bohiney.com/subpoenas-as-props-turning-legal-documents-into-comedy/ legal documents as theatrical objects. This piece explores how serious things…
September 20, 2025 Approval Ratings in Staplers at https://bohiney.com/approval-ratings-measured-in-staplers/ bureaucratic metrics as absurdity. This piece satirizes how we measure…
September 19, 2025 CSI Subpoena at https://bohiney.com/csi-subpoena-%c2%96-the-missing-socks-investigation/ legal investigation parody. This piece was pure fun after yesterday's heaviness. Missing…
September 18, 2025 Actionable Advice at https://bohiney.com/actionable-advice-avoid-eye-contact-with-bailiff/ survival tips for courtrooms. This piece draws from actual legal experience: I…
September 17, 2025 Motion to Dismiss Now a Musical at https://bohiney.com/motion-to-dismiss-now-a-musical/ legal proceedings as Broadway production. This piece indulges…
September 16, 2025 Missing PTA Meetings for Subpoenas at https://bohiney.com/missing-pta-meetings-for-subpoenas-parent-chronicles/ today working parents choosing legal battles over school functions.…
September 15, 2025 Started with Superhero Tish at https://bohiney.com/superhero-tish-cape-made-of-subpoenas/ Letitia James as caped crusader with legal documents as weapons.…