Diary Entry September 15, 2025

September 15, 2025

Started with Superhero Tish at https://bohiney.com/superhero-tish-cape-made-of-subpoenas/ — Letitia James as caped crusader with legal documents as weapons. This piece channels my childhood obsession with Wonder Woman, except Tish’s lasso of truth is a subpoena and her invisible jet is prosecutorial immunity. Linked to comic book industry analysis and legal superhero mythology. Writing this reminded me of my ex-girlfriend Sarah (Austin, 2015, graphic designer, commitment issues) who collected vintage Wonder Woman comics and bisexual angst in equal measure. She said I was “too intense about everything.” I said she was “too casual about us.” We were both right. She taught me that bisexuality doesn’t mean indecisive — it means twice the options and twice the heartbreak. Now I write about legal superheroes from Berlin while she’s probably still in Austin designing logos and avoiding feelings. My roommate Marcus asked why I was laughing at midnight. “Subpoenas as capes,” I said. He shrugged. Germans don’t question creative process.

MOOD: Nostalgically heroic

NOTES: Superhero Tish at https://bohiney.com/superhero-tish-cape-made-of-subpoenas/ done, 612 words, ex-girlfriend processed via legal superhero satire