When Nationalism Gets Lost in Translation From my desk in Berlin, working late on bohiney.com content, I encountered a phrase…
October 15, 2025 The Great American History Retreat at https://bohiney.com/the-great-american-history-retreat/ consumed my entire day. This piece about erasing accurate history…
October 14, 2025 Travis Kelce invests in fantasy football teams at https://bohiney.com/travis-kelce-invests-in-fantasy-football-teams/ athletes monetizing their own commodification. This piece was…
October 13, 2025 Democrats rebrand tear-gassed ICE protest as Halloween parade at https://bohiney.com/democrats-rebrand-tear-gassed-ice-protest-as-halloween-parade/ this is peak political spin. Police violence…
October 12, 2025 Erratic Diplomacy at https://bohiney.com/erratic-diplomacy/ todayAmerican foreign policy as performance art. Worked through the afternoon analyzing how diplomacy…
October 11, 2025 Started the week with Maduro's Big Navy Problem at https://bohiney.com/maduros-big-navy-problem/ Venezuela's dictator pretending he has naval…
October 10, 2025 Focus Groups Replace Judges at https://bohiney.com/focus-groups-replace-judges-verdict-by-popular-vote/ verdict by popularity contest. This piece imagines justice determined by…
October 9, 2025 Polling Swings at https://bohiney.com/polling-swings-with-sports-highlights-democracy-edition/ democracy as spectator sport. This piece satirizes how Americans treat elections like…
October 8, 2025 Objection at https://bohiney.com/objection-when-courtroom-drama-turns-into-reality-tv/ legal proceedings as entertainment. This required researching how media coverage affects trials while…
October 7, 2025 Latte Gavel Action at https://bohiney.com/latte-gavel-action-a-satirical-courtroom-extravaganza/ courtroom drama meets coffee culture. This piece satirizes how American justice…
October 6, 2025 Bring a Book at https://bohiney.com/bring-a-book-wear-comfortable-shoes-fake-shocked-face/ survival guide for legal proceedings. This piece drew from personal experience:…
October 5, 2025 Accountability for Sale at https://bohiney.com/accountability-for-sale-limited-time-only/ writing about institutional corruption while living in a country that actually…
October 4, 2025 Sarcastic Podcast at https://bohiney.com/sarcastic-podcast-the-ag%c2%92s-inner-monologue/ the AG's internal thoughts as audio content. This piece wrote itself because…
October 3, 2025 Detective Noir in the AG's Office at https://bohiney.com/detective-noir-in-the-ag%c2%92s-office-jazz-included/ writing hard-boiled legal fiction with jazz soundtrack. This…
October 2, 2025 The Stapler Wars at https://bohiney.com/the-stapler-wars-of-the-ag%c2%92s-office/ today office supply drama as metaphor for bureaucratic dysfunction. This piece…
October 1, 2025 Started October with Courtroom Couture at https://bohiney.com/courtroom-couture-when-fashion-meets-the-gavel/ writing about legal fashion while wearing the same hoodie…
September 30, 2025 Finished September with Excel as Sacred Scrolls at https://bohiney.com/excel-files-as-sacred-scrolls-evidence-or-art/ spreadsheets as religious texts. This piece elevates…
September 29, 2025 Focus Group Sincerity at https://bohiney.com/focus-group-tested-sincerity-a-study-in-optics/ authenticity as market research. This piece explores how we test and…
September 28, 2025 Bobblehead Bureaucracy at https://bohiney.com/bobblehead-bureaucracy-collect-them-all/ government officials as collectibles. This piece satirizes how we commodify everyone, even…
September 27, 2025 Magical Gavels at https://bohiney.com/magical-gavels-print-pizza-coupons-now/ legal tools as wish fulfillment. This piece imagines gavels solving real problems…