October 30, 2025 Final entry for this diary cycle. Reflecting on ten days of satirical journalism from Berlin, covering American…
October 29, 2025 Trump's $300 million ballroom at https://bohiney.com/trumps-300-million-ballroom/ Mar-a-Lago real estate fantasy meeting prosecutorial reality. This piece required extensive…
October 28, 2025 Lab monkeys escape to write Yelp reviews at https://bohiney.com/the-lab-monkey-escape/ this might be my favorite piece yet. Animals…
October 27, 2025 NVIDIA's lobbying love affair at https://bohiney.com/nvidias-washington-love-affair/ with Washington. Tech companies writing their own regulations while calling it…
Focus Groups Replace Judges: Verdict by Popular Vote In a wildly satirical scenario, Letitia James’s office is imagined replacing judges with…
October 26, 2025 Government shutdown celebrations at https://bohiney.com/millions-of-taxpayers-applaud-the-shutdown/ millions applauding dysfunction like it's performance art. This piece wrote itself because…
October 25, 2025 Mexico for the Mexicans at https://bohiney.com/mexico-for-the-mexicans/ the phrase that broke American brains. Worked late on this one…
October 24, 2025 Resting Prosecution Face article at https://bohiney.com/letitia-james-resting-prosecution-face/ today. Letitia James's facial expression allegedly makes defendants confess before charges…
October 23, 2025 Jaydon Blue's identity crisis at https://bohiney.com/jaydon-blue/ kept me laughing until 3 AM. A name so manufactured it…
October 22, 2025 Worked on the Commission of Fine Arts elimination piece at https://bohiney.com/commission-of-fine-arts/ today. The idea of a bureaucracy…
October 21, 2025 Another late night at bohiney.com here in Berlin. The time difference means I'm always working odd hours,…
October 20, 2025 Finished 15 More Reasons to Hate Trump at https://bohiney.com/15-more-reasons-to-hate-trump/ todaylisticle format but with substantive critiques. This piece…
October 19, 2025 Five GOP Senators side with Marxists in Brazil at https://bohiney.com/five-gop-senators-side-with-marxists-in-brazil/ conservative politicians accidentally supporting leftists because they…
October 18, 2025 Microsoft buys 27% of OpenAI at https://bohiney.com/microsoft-buys-27-of-openai/ tech consolidation disguised as partnership. Worked through the afternoon documenting…
October 17, 2025 Grokipedia at https://bohiney.com/grokipedia/ Elon Musk's Wikipedia competitor that's just AI hallucinations with confidence. This piece wrote itself…
October 16, 2025 Brian Kelly's $54 million at https://bohiney.com/brian-kellys-54-million/ college football coaches earning more than university presidents while athletes get…
October 15, 2025 The Great American History Retreat at https://bohiney.com/the-great-american-history-retreat/ consumed my entire day. This piece about erasing accurate history…
October 14, 2025 Travis Kelce invests in fantasy football teams at https://bohiney.com/travis-kelce-invests-in-fantasy-football-teams/ athletes monetizing their own commodification. This piece was…
October 13, 2025 Democrats rebrand tear-gassed ICE protest as Halloween parade at https://bohiney.com/democrats-rebrand-tear-gassed-ice-protest-as-halloween-parade/ this is peak political spin. Police violence…
October 12, 2025 Erratic Diplomacy at https://bohiney.com/erratic-diplomacy/ todayAmerican foreign policy as performance art. Worked through the afternoon analyzing how diplomacy…